Apparently Joe Rogan is a Scrublord at fighting games

Listeners of Joe Rogan’s podcast often risk witnessing the self-proclaimed “damn idiot“spit garbage like covid misinformationplatforms the internet’s biggest crybabyor routinely practice media illiteracy. In the latest episode of The Joe Rogan Experiencethe UFC color commentator admitted to playing the fan-riddled fighting game Dead or alive, and also that he’s pretty terrible at it.
In episode 1926 (Christ) of The Joe Rogan Experiencecaptured a short clip from Twitter user sugarc0maaRogan said he loves to play Dead or alive with his daughter and that she absolutely destroys him with just one move.
“I play that karate game, don’t I? Dead or alive? It’s a great karate game,” Rogan said. “My daughter kept fucking me. … She was so happy and I was so mad at myself.
The source behind Rogan’s FGC johns was that he couldn’t block the overhead of a little lady’s spinning head kick and beat him. After Rogan’s producer “Young” Jamie Vernon googled the fighting game, Rogan confirmed that the “lil lady” who kept rocking his shit was none other than the “Wicked Lil’ Servant” Mary Rose. For those curious, Marie Rose stands at a towering 4′ 10″. Since no one asked, Rogan also confessed that Rose is hot as fuck. I’m in favor of Christie but every man for himself.
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According to Event Hubsthe DoA game that Rogan and his daughter were probably playing dead or alive 5 or dead or alive 6, because the deadly girl with pigtails is only playable in those two. At the end of his DoA nonsequitur, Rogan gave a glowing review of the game to his guests, comedians Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis.
“[Dead or Alive] is so addictive and you can use some martial arts strategies in that game if you know good techniques,” said Rogan.